Johnston

Born near the end of the 20th century, Johnston is considered by many to be the best dong drawer west of the Mississippi.

Johnston spent endless hours finishing his masterpiece, a large dong on a whiteboard.

by fu1ure January 6, 2020

Ryan Johnstone

The term for a bisexual who sucks baws for a living. Ryan Johnstones can also talk one lot of shit.

Scott - “watch out here comes ryan johnstone fs”
Kieren -“naw man”
Ryan -“suck ma baws”

by Lil Bronx December 16, 2021

tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it

Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich

by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021