Hampton

A person who is trying to act in a certain way / be something / do something / be someone they are not
by Bunty Of The Golf Club 2020 January 22, 2020
mugGet the Hamptonmug.
1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"
"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
mugGet the The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wickmug.

Hampton

Most likely tall, dumb, suck at biology, dates your cousin only writes in paragraphs, when he texts his girlfriend, most likey to date a girl named harly or Cortney.
wow Hampton your gay
by stangstallins April 26, 2022
mugGet the Hamptonmug.

Hampton

A working class or non working class over confident peasant typically from East Lancashire with a very broad accent. They often eat Mars bars in car parks.
Hey Gord,,look at that Hampton over there in his Rovers shirt eating a Mars bar in a car park..

Yeah mate - what a complete hampton.
by Valley lad soixante sept August 24, 2022
mugGet the Hamptonmug.

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