I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

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I Do Not Want Hair On Lips, Only Left And Right Vermillion Border On Tips.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.

Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?

by Thou Art That November 22, 2024

Do you want to build a snowman?

Discretely asking someone if they want to do Cocaine.

Humorously inspired by Disney's Frozen.

Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?

Deadpool: Yes!... But I can't.

by DarthBombad May 3, 2024

Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"

Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something

by Pipopaido December 25, 2023

We can do whatever we want

Yes, we can. And nobody would ever know anything.

We can do whatever we want. Manipulate whoever we want. Dumfuqs

by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020

Do what you want

Said by a woman to a man meaning ‘don’t actually’ or ‘the real answer is no’.

“Can I put a sticker on the car?” He said. She replied, “Do what you want.” He did not do it because he knew he would be sleeping on the couch

by AlexaJj August 31, 2025