Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.
by queuesdechat April 12, 2022
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Tooth Cruncher

The man with the biggest penis in the world who is also incredibly sexy
I just want to kiss that man so badly, he’s a real tooth cruncher.
by Mudsub December 06, 2021
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