batman

When you fuck somebody and then kill their parents in the same dark ally

How many times did I have to tell that family to quit cutting through my ally singing show tunes before finally had make a Batman happen?
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by A Guy like Me July 3, 2016

The batman

The batman is were you kill his/her parents before sex

Me : I just did the batman to this girl

My friend : how long you got in jail

by Matey 99 April 7, 2021

batman

When someone tries to bully you into doing something via them getting in your face and talking aggressively to you.

My boss wanted me to do overtime but I refused and so he tried to batman me into doing it.

by AnonDoxy December 23, 2018

batman

The Dark Knight. Originally a DC comic book, then sprouted into a TV series, then a cartoon, and then different motion pictures. Batman is known world wide. Bruce Waynes parents were killed when he was just a child, so now he seeks vengenace on all criminals in Gotham City. His arch-nemisis is The Joker. Batman has many villians, but with his martial arts fighting style, great strength, and a belt full of awesome gadgets, they are all a piece of cake.

Robin is Batmans side-kick. There have been many Robins, starting with Jason Todd. Jason Todd soon left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. The Robin after him was Dick Grayson. After Dick Grayson got older, he left Batman and joined the Teen Titans. Batmans newest side-kick Robin is Tim Drake, who hasn't left him yet.

Robin: Holy oil slick Batman! They got away!

Batman: I am vengenace. I am the knight. I am Batman.

by not so super hero October 18, 2006

batmanning

suddenly and silently disappearing without a trace and with no forewarning becoming completely unreachable by any communications device or service

7:14 pm:

hi sugar

hey lil mama, what's up?

ooh you tickle me with that!

that's what's up, lil mama

what are you doing tonight?

...

hello?

...

8 am the next day

yo, lil mama what's up?

lol, nothin if you keep batmanning out on me like that!!!

by classic1979 April 27, 2009

the batman

Shittiest batman cartoon ever. Basically a clone of Jack Chan adventures, this incarnate of batman has a younge Bruce Wayne fight a Jamaican Joker, a Bane that looks like a oversized used tampon, and a Mr. Freeze that has a used condom on his head. Nice going WB

Batman the animated series>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Batman

by Juicy Mix May 13, 2005

Batman

Originating from the title "Batty Boi," batman refers to a male who is a homosexual (or Batty boi.)
When you come across a gay couple for example you could describe them as "Batman and robin"

Scott: Hey big boi
Friend: hey batman i'm not that whey inclined you f**kn queer!
Scott: ... i luv u....

by Deanis the Poinis! October 9, 2006