Mao

-An exclamation made as a response when someone tells you to do something you don't want to do but know you should.

-A way to express stubbornness or a spirited nature in a playfully oppositional way.

-Inspired by the sound a cat makes when either annoyed or annoying others.

Person A: I'm really tired.

Person B: Go to sleep!
Person A: Mao!

by Little White Paws October 29, 2021

Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.

I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.

by [e-mail] September 17, 2021

Kua Mao

Fucking gay ass guy

Kua Mao is annoying.

by P33KXD July 13, 2021

dumb mao

An analogy of dumb used for people who don’t like to swear and for those who just want to have a laugh. Can also be used to define a dumb cat.

Cody does something dumb. Jordan “ you dumb mao”.

by Wattsimp July 14, 2021

Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider

A spider-like creature unique to the house of yanyan.

Wow! That's a big Mongolian Chulapi Nokunanji Kali Mao Lee Spider you got there!

by cassoy August 4, 2021

Lax MAO

This is a common lacrosse term. It stands for laxing my ass off. It's also a company logo commonly seen on shirts that lacrosse players wear.

"Dude what does that mean on your shirt?"- Dylan

"Lax Mao means Laxing My Ass Off Bro.."- Tyler

by Laxbro92 September 10, 2012

Leo the Mao

Highest king and founder of the Kekeke dynasty, which rules over Billistan until today.
He appears to be extremely inbred, which caused him to lose the ability to meow properly.

I had such an honor to be scratched by King Leo the Mao today. I feel so blessed.

by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021