Kua Mao

Fucking gay ass guy

Kua Mao is annoying.

by P33KXD July 13, 2021

Laka Laka Mao Mao

Something that is basically nothing

Person 1: Hey, is there anything left in the car?
Person 2: Nah, there's Laka Laka Mao Mao in there
Person 1: Wha-
Person 2: There's nothing in there

by Zolikay June 22, 2024

mao gooning

When you straight up be jelking it chinese style

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"

by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025

mao zu xi

a person as good as god

boy: hey ur mao zu xi girlfriend

girl: thx ur too

by thechinagod December 7, 2020

Mao

Mao is the definition of cute

This mao is really mao

by yehtochchchchc March 27, 2021

Mao

A fun card game inspired by the cruel dictator, Mao. The idea of the game is to win without "The Dealer" giving any clear instructions on how to play. Each violation of a rule the dealer makes or mistake made by a player is a penalty, and a card is given to that player. The first player to run out of cards wins the game of Mao.

Sarah: "The game of Mao is now in session."

Chris: "Wait, how do we play?"

Sarah: "Talking." *hands card*

Chris: "What??"

Sarah: "...Talking." *hands another card*

by Bob Ross, Creator of Infinite October 12, 2018

Mao

A Chinese name meaning "luxuriant" or "prolific". Fourth tone in Chinese.

Guy #1: Hey, have you seen Mao?
Guy #2: Yes, he just drove by in his Ferrari.

by luxuriantleaf January 23, 2011