Terd Trigger

Whenever a cigarette is lit and the smoker instantly needs to go to the bathroom.

(During a smoke break)
Patrick: What's wrong with you Jason?
Jason: I got to go to the bathroom. This cigarette was a terd trigger.

by Pat J Bateman August 23, 2009

Terd Tunnel

Your butthole or anus.

“Man, I have to get to the shitter quick and empty my terd tunnel”

by Phat Paulie August 1, 2025

TERDS

Trans Exclusionary Right Wing Dropkicks

this definition comes from an Australian MP in the australian state of tasmania. “they’re not terfs, they’re terds, trans exclusionary right wing dropkicks”

J.K rowling and her fans are TERDS

by Queer_Ninja18 March 28, 2023