Friend of the family

someone who enjoys doing drugs considered harder than alcohol and marijuana

"Lori, is that molly in your bag? Tabs of acid in your wallet!?
"Yes, but hush, don't make a scene!"
"Of course, but that's cool! I did not know you were a friend of the family!"

by pancaketreehouse May 25, 2021

Squeaky friends

Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.

Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”

Children: “Hello!”

by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020

friend shui

The art or practice of clearing your life of any friends who cause extra cludder or drama in order to keep a simple, easy, carefree, uplifting social life for yourself.

"Marcel is driving me insane with his constant drama."

"You need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff."

"yeah."

by merrifengshui August 30, 2012

best friends

people you can count on for everything, people you can twin with on school days and count on to be there for you on bad days, they know whether or not you actually mean your okay, or if your just doing it for someone else's benefit, they know just how to cheer you up and when its the right time to help you out,

my best friends walked up to me and gave me a hug, knowing just by a look that I was in a bad mood.

by preachforpaulwalker June 5, 2015

Friend-off

When an acquaintance of yours starts to irritate you, particularly when they begin to act like your best friend as soon as you just met them. When you've had enough, you introduce them to another friend of yours who you think has a chance of getting along with them, in hopes that your friend will be more accepting of this person's annoying behaviours than you are. A friend-off is successful when your acquaintance quickly attaches themselves to your friend rather than you. Thus, you have passed off your "friend" to another friend.

Person 1: Is there anything I should be careful of if I decide to friend-off someone?

Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.

by SpencerMurrayStudios May 30, 2016

Friend Condom

Someone who blocks friendship from happening despite the obvious friendship availability

Caitlin was being a friend condom to Miles, fuck yooooouuuuu

by CaitlinWardrop123 June 6, 2014

pillow friend

Someone who you think of while hugging a pillow while trying to sleep.

Homie 1: I wanna sleep can you be my pillow friend?
Homie 2: Sure thing good night!
Homie 2: *gives a goodnight kiss*

by Cakes#2770 December 9, 2020