vagina for breakfast

Great snack! Enjoy anytime.

It’s such an unalloyed pleasure to have your girlfriend’s vagina for breakfast!

by Scimitar May 25, 2022

breakfast mcnasty

The act of funneling syrup down a taco shaped French toast in between the lips of the vagina ending in the mouth of another already full of eggs and bacon

Me and Jasmine just had the dirtiest, slimiest breakfast mcnasty.

by Thehamburgular79 April 26, 2017

breakfast

I want breakfast.

Breakfast

by give me breakfast October 17, 2021

Mediterranean Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.

No sir I'm full, I had a Mediterranean Breakfast this morning.

by The Fruit Doober Man July 23, 2024

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

sportsmans breakfast

Early morning sex.

"Looks like Rob's had a sportsmans breakfast by the smile on his face coming into work".

by Adamphetamine July 6, 2017

breakfast is served

A phrase referring to a breakfast consisting entirely of pills and a liquid to swallow them because the consumer is possibly sick, fasting and supplementing, or has a drug prescription/addiction/nootropic stack.

Usually taking the form of a captioned picture or

humorous anaphoric reference.

"Hey how was breakfast?"
"You should check my breakfast is served story..."

by 5a4dow March 6, 2023