If a girl is taller than you and in basketball terms could "post you up" and score on you then therefore she is not dateable for you.
John you can't go out with Jennifer she doesn't pass the Post-Up Test. She's 5'11 and you're only 5'9 she could easily back you down worse then Shaq.
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Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?
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by Bong Juice May 15, 2023
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This feeling often arises from becoming emotionally invested in the character and the time and effort put into its creation, only to have it abruptly taken away due to a mistake or unlucky circumstance.
This feeling often arises from becoming emotionally invested in the character and the time and effort put into its creation, only to have it abruptly taken away due to a mistake or unlucky circumstance.
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By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.
By the time she rediscovered the apple-juice in the fridge, it had gone post.
by Breld January 13, 2012
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Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.
Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.
One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
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Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.
Person 2: yea he’s a post mates guy.
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Post Office IM Conversation:
Sender: Hey can you pick me up in the morning and take me to work?
... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
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... (30 minutes later) ...
Receiver: Sure!
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