swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically
Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus

(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)
by rat_excavators July 16, 2021
Get the swamp turd mug.

swamp stomp

Swamp stomped so hard at the Liquid Stranger show last night that I tore my groin...
by choyysworth August 01, 2018
Get the swamp stomp mug.

Shrek’s Swamp

A website that is not made for kids. Don’t believe me? Bit.ly/3323Fly
by DefinitelyShrek February 16, 2020
Get the Shrek’s Swamp mug.