Dump and a bump

An asshole hanging out in a restaurant, who is getting bored sitting at a bar with his date.

Fuck this, I need a dump and a bump

by Hedgehog 514 January 14, 2022

Love bump

Lightly bumping the back of another car with your own, slow enough to not cause any damage.

"I got distracted and the car rolled forward. But it's all good, there's no damage to either car, it was only a love bump".

by wheresl1am October 4, 2022

Bump

A whole language within a single word. Can be used as an expression of happiness, fear, disgust, surprise, etc. The vocal delivery or repetition of the bump changes it’s meaning. Often, it’s used as an onomatopoeia but with a deep meaning.

“Dude watch out there’s a car coming!”
“BUMP, BUMP, BUMP, BUMP!”

OR

“I just got dumped.”
“Buuummpp, sorry brotein shake”

by stripmallmegachurch December 12, 2021

bumping

blaring music out and jamming to it

bro I'm bumping Call Me Maybe

by bigboobybatallions May 17, 2022

Bumping

When you are making out with someone with glasses and the glasses on that person “bump” against your face

Scott: “Hey emma i’m tryna be bumping you later”
Emma: “Ard bet!”

by Uncle Tacitus May 21, 2022

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

cum bump

a failed facial in which semen is accidentally and forcefully ejaculated into a nostril

my boyfriend wanted to give me a facial, i ended up getting a cum bump!

by roperdoper November 13, 2021