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Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
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zombie energy

When you go throughout your life with little or no interest in everything and have little enthusiasm. These people typically talk in a monotone voice.
Person 1: why do you always seem tired?
Person 2: because I have zombie energy.
by slanemain August 11, 2019
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Zombie

A person who J-walks in the night. Usually durring Sundance.
I almost hit one of those fucking zombies, fuckin tourists.
by Peter A. Raquat December 18, 2009
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zombie

1) when someone who previously ghosted you begins to talk to you again. Ergo, rises from the dead
2) people who reappear in your life after a long period of no contact
WOW, this guy had the audacity to ghost me three weeks ago and now he just texted me again. How dare he zombie me?
by MiiAmorr July 6, 2017
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zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
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acid zombie

A derogatory term used to describe a person with GERD (aka Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease).
If this acid zombie spits acid on my brand new shirt, then he should be given a very heavy form of punitive suffering! Someone call a doctor who can do something for his stomach for once, will ya?!
by GodYesWorldlyDesiresNo May 31, 2020
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The Zombie Era

the period between 2007 and 2013 as coined by YouTuber Pointlesshub
by anonymous April 10, 2024
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