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Your Mom

Your Mom (:
Your Mom is so fat she carries euros in one pocket and dollars in the other.
by YOUR MOMMA33 October 19, 2023
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Your Mom

Noun: The Person Who Is Your Mother
Verb: A very overused comeback, mainly used by not intelligent children.
Person 1: Bro… You are Ugly.
Person 2: Your Mom!
by Roomieofficial November 13, 2022
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Your mom

Your mom, or its composition; Ym²C is the denses object to have ever been discovered, researched, and preserved By humanity, it is a common building material for large scale projects.
1. Your mom is usually used on achors and other heavy objects/machineries etc.

2. When exposed to "Your dad" or Dd¹m it'll make a by-product called You or Cm¹p⁰A or another popular nickname for it, "little cumstain" will be produced, but as a strange phenomena, compound Dd¹m will disappear for no unexplained reason.

3. Your mom Weighs more than ~500 elephants stacked together under the Mariana trench.
by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022
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doing your mom

any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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your mom

The female paternal figure that acts as the guardian over her children and nurtures them, all at the same time watching them grow up into an adult.
person 1: your mom

person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
by worshipper of Tux March 20, 2022
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International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day

This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.
by ayushdrane July 14, 2022
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I fucked your mom

"I fucked your mom" is an insult used to scare away 3 year olds on Halo:Reach away.
Kid 1: YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HATE YOU!
Kid 2: OH YEAH?! I fucked your mom.
Kid 1: zamn
by XenoGent February 3, 2022
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