Cousin

My bitch

My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.

by Iloveducks9000 April 13, 2018

Cousin

Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything.

OR

Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.

First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along.

Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.

by Litlikeachristmas tree June 24, 2017

cousins

Cousins are people that are related from either mother or father . these people you usually hate or love there is no in between at all . PERIODT! Yes of course they are going to be annoying and you sometimes wanna punch them in the stomach but you love them with your whole heart .

Cousins are mixed

by your dad 🕺🏽🤝 October 18, 2019

half-cousin-aunt

Parent's female half-first cousin.

My half-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

half-great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent’s half-first cousin.

My half-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 24, 2019

eighth-cousin-4X-removed

Eighth-cousin-four-times-removed (8C4R).

My eighth-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 27, 2021

Tyler’s cousin (Gary)

This is a word tot ell someone that they are annoying and that they need to shut the fuck up. These are taken into serious matter and are rarely used.

You are Tyler’s cousin (Gary)

by Skibidi toilet November 23, 2023