sloppy broskie

Tight people who like to party and get crazy. The sloppy part is usually the effect of a shot too many, if there is such a thing.

Damn that boy was trippin over himself by the end of the night but still made it in bed with Maria. What a sloppy broskie.

by Eddie Williaams December 12, 2008

sloppy joe ray

first u shit in a girls hand then she jacks u off with that same hand with ur shit in it

"dude last night my girlfriend gave me a sloppy joe ray!"

by worm15 November 14, 2006

Sloppy hobo burger

Two homeless people under a bridge, doing the six 9

Yesterday I saw two homeless people doing a sloppy hobo burger.

by Peepe435 December 27, 2022

sloppy sideways shuffle

Another term for mutual masturbation.

Me and my friend jack just did the sloppy sideways shuffle the other day, but we made sure to stay six feet away because we aren't gay.

by The Frostiest Of Jacks June 16, 2018

Sloppy Greek Exit

When, during anal sex, after ejaculating in someone's rectum, you pull out so quickly that it explodes outward everywhere. Or, when the country Greece leaves the European Union in horrible fashion.

I was plowing that girl in the ass last night, blew a huge load deep inside her, and then popped my cock out so fast it erupted everywhere like Mt. Vesuvius! Such a sloppy greek exit!

by JPiddy118 July 13, 2015

Sloppy Fuck Hole

You usually find them knocking on your door proselytizing some religion.

Rachel: (answers the door) Hello?
Sloppy Fuck Hole: Hello, sister. Have you been doused in the blood of the ram?
Rachel: Jedidiah! There’s a coupla sloppy fuck holes out here in nice white shirts asking to have their colons caved in.

by LiquidCramps April 25, 2022

Sloppy Munt Special

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.

Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!

by pomegrante_slayer January 22, 2021