When you’re born without thumbs, so the doctors use a deceased bodies big toes to supplement your missing thumbs.
by Thumb Doctor January 16, 2021
by King lewy the third December 27, 2017
When you type so fast it looks like you have 4 thumbs
Like in anime/manga, they put multiple fingers to show the speed of the characters typing (with an addition of movement symbols like "《" "//" "=" ect...)
Like in anime/manga, they put multiple fingers to show the speed of the characters typing (with an addition of movement symbols like "《" "//" "=" ect...)
by Ramen is gr8 June 07, 2019
Paul: You still txting with Susan?
Peter: Hehe yeah...
Paul: Dude quit thumb fucking your girl friend and lets go.
Peter: Hehe yeah...
Paul: Dude quit thumb fucking your girl friend and lets go.
by Cheddarbox November 18, 2008
Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.
Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.
by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023
A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 18, 2024
by Sonofsaiyan October 06, 2020