kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

I Smack Back Ems'

I Smack Back Ems'

I Smack Back Ems'

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

smack gooey

To masturbate and ejaculate everywhere

Ex. I smack gooey so hard I hit the ceiling with goo.

by Ummm words Arw worgs November 10, 2023

I Smack Backs

When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile with your eloquent strokes.

Person 1: Hey brother, are you well?
Person 2: Hell yes brother, I smack backs.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 03, 2025

I Smack Backs

What you after you master pick up artistry.

Person 1: Hey...have you mastered pick up artistry.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...now say "I Smack Backs".

by TheGravelDesign January 06, 2025

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025