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Pocket Flounder

You see Nick's dick? Straight Pocket Flounder.
by dollaman45 January 7, 2013
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Play in the pocket

Staying tight within the groove
"Man, John Bonham really knew how to play in the pocket, especially on Rock & Roll!"
by alfalfajones January 18, 2012
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Crotch pocket

When you take a hot pocket and vigorously use it as a dildo for a girl, And due to friction it heats up. When it reaches the level it's hot on the outside, yet still frozen on the inside, then the man eats it, soggy and Luke warm.
The best type of crotch pocket is a pepperoni one, because the vaginal juice really accents the zeztiness.
by Forevorhung December 19, 2014
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Panty Pocket

Synonym for a women’s delectable anatomy, ie vagina, pussy, kitty, sausage wallet, etc.
“Hey babe, lemme slide into your panty pocket
by NotSureWhereIParked May 15, 2021
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Phipple Pocket

Vague. Nonspecific.

You can pretty much say that anyone doing anything is being "Phipple Pocket". What you're doing right now is really f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you. If you were doing the opposite of whatever you're doing now that would also happen to be very f-bombing Phipple Pocket of you.
(Phil driving his car) - What a Phipple Pocket that guy is!

(Quinn is wasted) - She is such a Phipple Pocket...

(Brian wearing khakis) - Do you see that Phipple Pocket over there?
Smack it, flip it, Phipple Pocket, oh no!
by Bizz-natch September 9, 2009
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Pocket LSD

Much like pocket sand, pocket LSD is a pocket based self defense system.

While pocket sand relies on you throwing the small particles of sand into an attackers eyes, pocket LSD can be thrown at any exposed skin, as LSD is active when applied to skin.

Given that LSD has an extremely low active dose (50+ nanograms), any visible amount will be several hundred to several hundred thousand doses.

This means that your attacker will go from trying to steal your iPhone to losing his ego/control of his bowels in seconds
Chill dude: I was on the metro the other day and some guy pulled a knife on me.
Sweet bro: Damn, that's fucked up. What happened?
Chill dude: Oh, it wasn't a big deal, I had my pocket lsd. I dosed him, then convinced him I was god and rode him to work.
by ya boy c dove February 8, 2013
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Pocket Profit

The money/change you find in your wallet, purse, pocket or even handbag that you forgot you had.

Money you have discounted as spent but is still in your possession.

Seems like an addition to your wealth when rediscovered.
Hey man hows your day going?

Pretty good just made £5 pocket profit :D
by Huuyi January 21, 2010
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