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Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
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Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
by Hym Iam September 25, 2023
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Dr. Sheba Roy

“Dr.” Sheba Roy is a term that means an unlicensed individual using the title “Doctor” to mislead clients. While the title may be technically correct if the person holds a doctorate in a non-medical field, many patients assume “Doctor” means physician. This confusion can be dangerous, as it may lead people to trust someone who is not a licensed medical professional. Typically, a Dr. Sheba Roy charges an exorbitant fee of over $400 per hour.
You went to a Dr. Sheba Roy and paid thousands of dollars to get rid of your sickness and instead, The Dr. Sheba Roy exploited your personal information for her benefit.
by anonymous September 2, 2025
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Dr O

Dr. Assaholski. Dr. Glory Holski. Dr. Whatever's Round Is Oski.
"Fuck Dr O In his big brown Olski!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 14, 2023
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Plum Dr

Street in the orchards located in Marlboro. Also the street where famous Clout Chasers grow up. And Jake Moss
by Clout Chaser 1 October 1, 2019
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Dr Coomer

Dr. Coomer: "Hello, Person!"
Person: "fuck off Dr Coomer im tryna eat chili"
by Dr. Coomer Phd April 16, 2023
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Dr. Gordon-Smith

First off, HE HAS A PhD. Call him Doctor. Not Mister. Doctor.

He is an English teacher, and he is the best. No other teacher has the compassion and care for his students like DGS.
But, he destroys your paper to the point where you are not wanting to write again.
Me: Dr. Gordon-Smith, can I use a comma in this sentence?
Dr. Gordon Smith: Well, I learned during my PhD program at Emory University that you cannot use a comma in that sentence.
by Lord Amigo December 6, 2018
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