California Heatwave

It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat.

Person 1: "Wow, my California apartment is so f*cking hot today from this California Heatwave!"
Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."
Person 1: "Say that one more time and I'll ban you."

Person 2: "It's a good thing you got out of that Florida heat."

by lapda September 06, 2022

A California Crunchberry

When you get a blow job from a girl who has cold sores on her mouth. Other version: "Frosted California Crunchberries" - when you glaze the cold sores with ejaculate after the blowjob.

"Oh I didn't care she was having an outbreak, she gave me A California Crunchberry"

by razorbladeandrazorbottom July 08, 2021

California Super Suck

When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)

Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.

by Mr_Blue_Pants November 21, 2024

california nine

A woman on the one to ten scale of hotness that would rate a ten in any other other than California where her level of hotness only rates her a nine.

Dude 1: Hey, check out that girl, she's totally a ten.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me!?! She's a California nine! You aren't from around here are you?

by Nome de Guerre July 08, 2014

California sundreaming

A longing for California.

A depression from being away from it, or a longing to visit or live there.

Person a: why's Caroline crying?

Person b: she's California sundreaming again.

by Rainydear August 27, 2017

California Heavy

A term used for a closer, deal maker, or problem solver. The term was used back in the 70's for a deal maker in the used car business.

Carmen tried to close the deal, but had to bring in the California Heavy Glen to ink the deal.

by closer14 January 06, 2011

California holster

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

Daddy, can you pull a california holster?

by thirsty daddy April 25, 2018