August

The Absolute G.O.A.T.

August is actually better than tom brady

by Augoose12 January 31, 2023

August 3

a sweet baby girl WITH BITCH ASS FRIENDS WHO SUCK COCK

Person 1: oh I love girls born on august 3rd
Person 2: YEAH BUT SHE HAS BITCH ASS FRIENDS🤨

by anonymous April 21, 2023

August 5th

National prank day.

Jerry: dude I killed my dog man.
Tom: Say you swear bro.
Jerry: nah man I’m js pranking you it’s august 5th
Tom: ohhh yah today is national prank day you got me good man.

by Jackflin August 5, 2023

Milky August

Nickname for someoe named August who has a fondness for chocolate-milk.

Milky August what are you doing later?

by Nobubu September 1, 2025

August 7th

You have to post your ex’s (all) failed talking stages to 🤣 August 7th national post your ex day

August 7th is national ex day is the day you post your ex’s including your failed talking stages

by peekaboobraidislandgyall August 2, 2022

August 29

kendalls birthday

girl1: hey, it's August 29 do you know what day it is?
girl2: no??
girl1: it's kendalls birthday!
kendall: yup also known as the best day ever

by Sloppy Lips May 13, 2022

August

snap: bandyproffset '

thicc abs

He is hot like Augusts cat.

by gugge April 23, 2018