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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
“Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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Nut Allergy

When a person does not like to be ejaculated on
Person 1: I really like you! Wanna hook up?
Person 2: ..sorry I have a nut allergy..
by DaddySaddle August 2, 2020
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Back nut

When your have sperm in the vagina and someone has to drink or "slurp" it out of said vagina.
Go drink the devil's back nut
by Echopixy February 23, 2019
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nut show

Similar to the term 'freak show' or 'shit show' this is a way to describe ones life or a situation as being chaotic, crazy and unpredictable, but also a hot mess. Is also associated with the word 'nuts' meaning crazy.
'My love life is a complete nut show!'
by Nutshow September 6, 2016
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Nut Gusher

When you nut in a ravioli and feed it to your wife
by MR.NUTGUSHER February 9, 2018
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Floppy Nut

Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip
by Enjew November 10, 2016
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solo nut

An act of ejaculating by yourself without the help of other people (or animals)
I just performed my first solo nut because my mom threw away my hard drive that had 1 terabyte of porn.
by kidboiboikid March 5, 2020
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