jerk smack

(verb) The process of ejaculation on ones face, and then proceeding to enthusiastically attack said face with palm of hand.

(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.
Bro, Becky is into some freaky shit. Last night she asked me to jerk smack her for the first time. Not gonna lie, I was into it.
by ulmus March 27, 2018
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Smack head smasher

Someone who likes to have sexual activity with smack heads
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Bender smacks

A category of slapping or smacking. Involves slapping or smacking someone so hard, that their voice changes
His voice is like that, cause he got hit with bender smacks
by matchbox202006 June 25, 2011
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jizzer smack

Busting in the girls face in the shape of Zorro's Z then smacking her in the face with your dick.
Dude I jizzer smacked that bitch at billy's party last night.
by Jerry McDickerdoodle October 09, 2009
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smack-a-dong

to bring great force with forearm to male external reproductive organ. (the long tubular one)
Andy held a smack-a-dong contest in his basement. He won.
by rr2 February 16, 2008
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025
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