sciencestition 

"Sciencestition: a belief or notion, not based on scientific method or knowledge, but rather the blind acceptance of theories, from certain fraternal 'scientists' that drink each other's proverbial bathwater."

The bloodletting of George Washington for ''inflammatory quinsy,'' a severe infection of the throat, was a sciencestition commonly practiced by doctors in 1799.

sciencestition by Truthbrary July 14, 2014

Scientific Tourettes

When someone always randomly yells out the answers to questions during science class as if they have tourettes...only for scientific stuff.

Teacher: Now class, the most common way for an organism to-

Micah: -Flagella!

Alana and Caroline: Man, Micah has scientific tourettes!

Scientific Tourettes by Vanna White, Alogna, & G~Nut March 27, 2010

scientits 

1) a female scientist. most commonly used by a pervert, or a sexist
-OR-
2) a misspelling of scientist. most commly used if not paying attention when typing, or dyslexic

1) Man 1: "Dude, did you see that new scientits?"
Man 2: "Hell yea man!"

2) *when typing* <b> scientits </b>...
you *thinking* DAMMIT

scientits by nope,no,nuh uh March 30, 2009

scientific idiot

A type of person who will never change their view on a subject no matter how many facts you show them

Bob:The earth is round

Larry: No its flat
As you can see from the text, Larry is a scientific idiot
(Larry is an imaginary character)

scientific idiot by MortisBringerOfDoom September 10, 2021

Scientific Billy 

In a rude act while three young lads partake in a classified scientific experiment when they insert the three penises into the lassies front orifice in a triangle formation.

Hey there Scooter, gather your lab coat, call up Calvert and let’s perform this fucking Scientific Billy!

Scientific Billy by Vince Sasso June 29, 2022

a scientific study shows that

The starting sentence to instantly makes your sentence real or believable.

A scientific study shows that ur mom gay.

a scientific study shows that by BATMN every day December 12, 2018

scientists 

A natural philosopher.
Perhaps some of the some most important people ever. Where would we be without them? We wouldn't even have urban dictionary without them. Who would save the earth if it were on the brink of a nuclear holocaust? An artist? Nope, don't think so.

Scientists improve the world and you know it, bitch.

scientists by xjelly-jellx October 4, 2010