Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'

"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"

by BigDawgJ September 4, 2021

Gandalf

Acronym:

Got

A

Nice
Dick

And

Loves

Fuckin'

"My boyfriend is so hung and horny all the time. He's such a Gandalf."

by nicky7282 October 23, 2020

Gandalf the Grey

And Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Azure Meanie and Cowbuy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every Single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

Gandalf the grey

by Gvprtski March 25, 2024

inverted gandalf

When a Bearded man stands his woman on he hands with her ass facing him and when he eats her pussy his beard tickles her asshole.

" I need to go buy some shampoo. Anna and I did the Inverted Gandalf Last night after Burritos."

by Reverend Gibs May 20, 2020

Gandalf

1. Sexual Slang – To be rejected in a decisive, almost theatrical fashion, usually when making a sexual advance. Originates from Gandalf’s line in The Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass.”

2. Gaming Slang – To wipe out enemies in spectacular fashion, shutting them down from advancing.

3. Social – To block someone from access, usually with flair.

Variants:

Mini-Gandalf: partial wipe, still stylish or high body count (gaming)

Full Gandalf: total shut down (social), 100% annihilation (gaming).

Reverse Gandalf: when you try to be clutch but get wrecked instead.

"Bro thought he was smooth but she hit him with the Gandalf — legs crossed, arms folded, denial absolute."

"That triple headshot? Straight Gandalf."

"They almost had Alpha point but Jake pulled a Gandalf."

"Security pulled a Gandalf on me, couldn’t even get near the stage."

by FelixFrost October 1, 2025

Gandalf

The best horse in the entire world

“Wow that horse is amazing”
“Yes it’s Gandalf”

by Alicerosse_xox July 16, 2021

Gandalfing

The act of receiving it up the ass and squeezing your anus shut so hard that the tip of the penetrator is severed, whilst announcing "you shall not pass"

Gerald thought that Gandalfing his best friend would be a way to spice up their relationship.

by Diggin-in-me Douglas February 7, 2025