brotein

The powder supplement that is taken to increase muscle size, decrease penis size, and make you an instant douchebag.

Little timmy cant hit the gym and get his swell on without his brotein!

by Nik P. February 8, 2008

Brokeded

Another way people can spell the word "Broken." This is funnier and will probably cause some laughs. It is also how some Kids accidentally pronounce the word Broken.

Bob: OMFG I BROKEDED MY KATANA 0_0

Carl: Lol.

Bill: Lol.

OMGWTFBBQStranger: *Assasinates Bob*

Carl: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED BOB!

Bill: YOU BASTARD!

OMGWTFBBQStranger: Mwahahaha.

Carl: YOU LONG NAMED BASTARD!

Bill: HADOKEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

OMGWTFBBQStranger: Oh shizzle *Large Explosion*
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Kid: ROFLCOPTER YOU BROKEDED HIS GAMEBOY!

Kid2: Oh noes.

by imafirinmahlazer March 30, 2009

BROTEIN SHAKE

When you and your gym bro wear super tight underwear while building up hard sweat while working out to build up that hard dick stench. You need to pile up the gunk and allow it to let out its natural spunk. The tight underwear will kill off all of the sperm leaving only the nutrients in semen. After working out you and your homie will go in the locker room and shoot each others loads in your each others mouths. This is know as a brotein shake.

"Yeah I was at the gym and my bro zach shot his brotein shake in my mouth"

by Scrotum Slayer August 22, 2020

Booted

to be extreamly high

yo im fuckin booted

by YouAlreadyNo April 29, 2009

broed

to own someone using the phrase, "cool story bro."

Jimmy: Hey, I was walking down the street yesterday, and--
Andrew: COOL STORY BRO.
Jimmy: Aw man, i got broed.

by Polar Bear eat Hamster August 11, 2010

Brotection

A bro's method of not getting his slampiece pregnant. Not a condom, brotection is pulling out.

Dan: Hey Spence, you gonna slam that brah using protection? You know, like a modnoc or something?

Spencer: That ain't me. I just use brotection. It's safer.

Dan: I heard condoms are safer than pulling out.

Spencer: Questionable.

by Emasdiez November 20, 2009

brote

Commonly known as a brote (bro-te, combination of note and bro), it can be found in your typical college student's notebook. Incorporating the colloquialisms of bros, yet also valuing the importance of learning, brotes often aid in the memorization of key facts.

Handwritten brote from a history lecture: "Louis XIV was like fuck this, imma rule HARD."

by mistral19 December 18, 2009