Jerry: I got Poob Ass today, I had to get in the shower and grab the shit out of my ass and stomp it down the drain!
Mike: No way. But, what the fuck did you eat?!
Mike: No way. But, what the fuck did you eat?!
by BigBoyEatz July 12, 2025
Get the Poob Assmug. A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person's pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by fishing your poop out of the toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.
You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to make a poob.
You: What the fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account and then you'll see.
by anonymous 423 May 26, 2018
Get the Poobmug. 
Get the poobmug. Poob is a word describing a piece of poop covered in pubes. How is this possible? Thats for you to find out…
by crustytoes420 May 30, 2023
Get the Poobmug. by _Mork October 15, 2022
Get the Poobmug. A poob is a person who is unaware of life.
They are oblivious to people making fun of them. They are bottom of the gene pool but can still be a good bloke.
It is the real life version of noob, they are simply level 1 of life.
They are oblivious to people making fun of them. They are bottom of the gene pool but can still be a good bloke.
It is the real life version of noob, they are simply level 1 of life.
by badman dunno March 21, 2022
Get the Poobmug.