Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

by thekittykat October 14, 2011

Disc rider

A person without functioning legs, whom has succumbed to life in a wheel chair

Stephen hawking is a disc rider

by Jacked up spider monkey August 28, 2022

roto-disc

A machine of one or two discs made of tiles orbiting around a third disc, used for defending buildings.

“The roto-disc first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3.”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

Sloppy disc

A slimey track. It’s not good but it fucks

Do you still like R. Kelly?
I mean he’s got some sloppy discs but…no.

by FatMAC69 January 20, 2023

disc pick

A pick made out of a blank cd;cut out with a scissor perfect for when you lose your 1000 picks

I need a pick wheres those blank cd's and my scissor ill make me a disc pick.

by llik August 04, 2006

Z-Disc

A menstrual Disc by Lemme Be that lets you have mess-free s*x during periods! Oh, it's pink, comes in 2 sizes, and is reusable. Talk about being cool!

My boyfriend is coming to town on the days when I'll be chumming. But I can always wear my Z-Disc for some s*x ;)

by lemme be January 05, 2023

discing

the act of sucking male genitalia so hard that semen is produced by sheer force rather than ejaculation

dude #1: Dude me and becky tired discing last night
dude #2: Yo thats crazy did it hurt?
dude #1: Yea, like hell!

by astridsosilly March 15, 2024