Athletico

A sad fuck.

Athletico is a sad shit that will never get out of living meme.

by BigNigga777 September 13, 2017

Athleticer

More athletic

I’m athleticer than u

by Shcmelly rat October 13, 2021

Brazn Athletics

A team that builds up your energy, self love and confidence while getting HOT AF

I so want to Join Brazn Athletics

by brazn November 23, 2021

Oakland Athletics

They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.

Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”

by A person125 June 16, 2023

tomball athletics

tomball athletics is the most broke-ass faggot athletic program i have ever seen in my entire life. All the coaches are fat and yell at you to do stupid fucking workouts they couldn’t do if they were in their prime athletic state. Fuck that school man and take pe

oh your in tomball athletics?

your mom probably wore the same uniforms as you.

by umm ok. February 15, 2024

Toxic athleticism

behavior in which the motivation for sport is presented as 'just for fun,' while in reality it holds a disproportionately high importance in a person's identity and serves as a means of self-validation. It is characterized by:
- excessive involvement in sports
- a high proportion of unusual sports that are socially admirable
- covert comparison
- false modesty or inaccurate perception of social norms regarding sport
- sport is a dominant topic of conversation

He said he got up at 5:30 to go ski touring and went for a run afterwards, because the tour was 'relaxed' with 'barely' 1,300vm. I hate the toxic athleticism at this party.

by Kerub December 21, 2025

athletify

To make someone athletic who is usually a couch patato.

I have not doubt we can athletify him (maybe).

by noaboa May 26, 2011