New York Jets

A team made up of bums who have no iq in football.

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?

by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

New York lonely boy

Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.

They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!

Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?

Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!

by RandomZed March 28, 2023

Yorks Corners

A place where the meek resides. Often found counting his pennies and wondering how to find more. Dreams of Golf but unable to decide when to use the 9 iron or was that the 5? Jelous of everyone who gets laid! Cheaper than Scrooge. Has an IQ of .02 and often daydreams. Stops in the middle of a sentence and waits until his brain cell grows back before continuing.

UUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM Welllllll sooooooooooooooo Golf?

by Steeeeeeeee December 3, 2004

Red New York

A extremely rare phenomenon where the state of New York votes Republican in a presidential election. Since the time of the Great Depression (1933), New York has voted for a Republican president only 6 times. Of those 6 times, majority of those elections had a Republican Presidential winner by a landslide victory. The last time New York voted Republican, was when Reagan won a land slide victory in 1984.

Person 1: Will red New York happen in 2024?

Person 2: You mean if in 2024 the Republican Party can make a Reagan style landslide victory? Probably not.

by MST3K I like November 28, 2020

New York Brake Job

Involving two parties, and a bottle of IHOP syrup. One person lays down with a Vietnam style hard on, and lathers the syrup all over their cock. The other person gets in a crab walk position, and puts their light blue French tipped feet around the person's syrup lathered cock, and then using their arms spins around the person while squeezing the other parties cock with great force.

"Yo bro, did you hear about that girl giving out New York Brake Jobs?"

by 10v2v2 August 28, 2025

New York Steamer

The male in the relationship takes a poop on their partners chest. Then they stomp on it and the partner licks it off like ice cream.

I New York Steamered my girlfriend last night.

by TinyTerry August 24, 2025

New York

A state in the Northeastern US that borders Canadian provinces Ontario and Quebec as well as the states Vermont, Connecticut, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Pennsylvania. Known for it's beautiful landmarks and tourist attractions such as Niagara Falls, Finger Lakes, Adirondacks and Catskills. And of course New York City.

There is more to New York than New York City.

by nightcode7 August 22, 2017