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Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.
I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
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morning dawn

Sweetest person you will truly ever meet... just as long as you stay on her good side. Morning Dawn’s are usually Gemini’s. Morning Dawn’s have a lot of patience yet they are impatient.
You are a sweet heart sometimes, you are such a Morning Dawn lol.
by TruthofTruths December 8, 2019
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Good Morning and God Bless

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018
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good morning and God bless

The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
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Dodecashot morning

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.
I'm having another dodecashot morning.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
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morning

Sunshine period between sunrise and midday.
Morning.
by ÑÑÇÇÇÑÑÑÑÑ September 11, 2025
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