A word that no definition in Urban Dictionary seems to get right. Gooning means intense masturbation.
i'm gooning
by the random. October 14, 2025
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“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."
"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."
“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river
“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
“After a long day at work, she found peace in Gooning by the river, where the sounds of nature calmed her mind."
"They spent their summer vacation in Florida, where Gooning became their favorite family activity."
“ With a cooler full of bait and snacks, the boys are ready for a big day of Gooning on the river
“Gooning requires patience and skill, as each catch holds a story waiting to be told.”
by I CAN TELL YOU RIDE July 18, 2025
Get the Gooning mug.an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure
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Get the Gooning mug.A native American ritual including beheading bison or skinning elk and hanging them in a tree under a full moon at night
Person 1: Hey guys you wanna go moon gooning tonight?
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
Person 2 & 3: sure, where is a bison herd?
Person 1: I know a native American that knows everything about moon gooning that will show us.
by Guccibruh305 November 12, 2023
Get the Moon gooning mug.A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
by Shady32 January 22, 2025
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