Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.

Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.

by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018

Goon

Josh

Josh is a goon

by Strongest Man in Hastings May 20, 2022

goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

by deezest March 27, 2024

Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-eeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous event with friends in an American Western setting involving violence and/or drugs and alcohol at night

Me and the boys got some blunts and whiskey with the Native Americans and went moon gooning!

by JSodaPop November 19, 2023

Gummy Goon

A toothless freak. A person who for what ever reason has no teeth and gums his words when talking to you. A person who's mouth sinks in because he should be wearing dentures but is not.

He gummed his words as he yelled, spitting and drooling all over me. He was a real gummy goon.

by tammy yammy from miami August 12, 2016

Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself

Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?

by Cablito August 31, 2025

DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024