"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"
by Jack Klark February 11, 2024
Get the Smack Dickmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck TO The Simmer Up<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Coleslaw/hummus October 14, 2019
Get the Smack headmug. After sleeping 8 hours or a long day in your PJ's you reach into your pants and gather all the sweat under your balls, and proceed to open hand smack someone across the face with your ball sweat lathered hand. For added effect you yell "smack" in a Dave Chappelle esk accent or cadence
by anonymous August 8, 2025
Get the Pajama Smackmug. Beat someone mercilessly for an obscure act. Severe punishment for doing something illegal or bad behavior.
by REDOXNINJA October 6, 2016
Get the Smacks the fuck outmug. When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.
“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay”
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”
by XineOhp January 10, 2018
Get the smacking pipesmug. 