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Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use
"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"
by Jack Klark February 11, 2024
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Smack head

Someone called farah who loves to be a smack head on a daily
Farah is some next smack head
by Coleslaw/hummus October 14, 2019
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Pajama Smack

After sleeping 8 hours or a long day in your PJ's you reach into your pants and gather all the sweat under your balls, and proceed to open hand smack someone across the face with your ball sweat lathered hand. For added effect you yell "smack" in a Dave Chappelle esk accent or cadence
You did you slap Dave?
No, no ,no .. when he was asleep I woke him up with a pajama Smack
by anonymous August 8, 2025
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Smacks the fuck out

Beat someone mercilessly for an obscure act. Severe punishment for doing something illegal or bad behavior.
John cracked an inappropriate joke on Jake's girlfriend, Jake smacks the fuck out of john.
by REDOXNINJA October 6, 2016
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smacking pipes

When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.
“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”
by XineOhp January 10, 2018
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