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Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."
by derp216 September 6, 2022
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Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.
Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.
by VezinaIgor31 September 24, 2022
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consensual workplace relationship

an affair where both adulterers work together, are in long-term relationships, and still feel the need to cheat
Family should have always been my priority,
but I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship . I'm sorry for any pain that my
actions may have caused to the guys and the
fans but most of all to Ariel. The only thing that
matters right now is my marriage and my
children, and that's where I am going to focus
my attention.
by marysmommymilkers September 28, 2022
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consensual workplace relationship

When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.
What the fuck happened?!”
“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”
by hanniistheelk October 8, 2022
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Take Care Relationship

partners who are separated from contact, with one partner transmitted to check up on the other weekly/ bi-weekly while the others provides satisfactory, such as saying they miss you, showing you them with their partner normally and sexually, and both keeping a healthy distance
They have a take care relationship, don’t get involved
by Hklgxz March 25, 2023
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Take Care Relationship

partners who are separated from contact, with one partner transmitted to check up on the other weekly/ bi-weekly while the others provides satisfactory, such as saying they miss you, showing you them with their partner normally and sexually, and both keeping a healthy distance
They have a take care relationship, don’t get involved
by Hklgxz March 25, 2023
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mutually abusive relationship

A relationship that is based on unhealthy conflict.
Have you heard of Johnny and Amber’s mutually abusive relationship? Those two love bickering and fighting all the time but both of them seem to love that aspect of it.
by Jsonbourne May 13, 2023
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