Kim P

An alternative to saying a friend's mum is a MILF. Let's be honest most people in the world called Kim are either your friend's hot mum or a member of a family of North Korean dictators. It's Kim P because it sounds like "skimpy"

Origin: A fine ass Sexy woman who lives in Dee Why New South Wales Australia with her gay ass son. How she gave birth to a man who enjoys giving his friends Scoliosis by taking them to movie theatres with shitty seats, we will never know.

Some guy: "Hey bro your mum is a total Kim P".
Other guy: "Thanks bro, I'll take that as a compliment."

by Fred Toenails March 17, 2022

kim-mei

a beautiful girl with a stunning personality who has one specific Talent

Damn! you went out with Kim-Mei I herad she can draw like van gogh

by Groebeybey January 30, 2018

Doyoon Kim

Doyoon Kim is a pussy that gets their girls stolen. If they even tried sports like skiing they would be very very bad and never make it to regionals

Girl: He is such a Doyoon Kim
Girl 2: I feel bad for him

by Kitkid boy May 29, 2022

Kim the Mouse

Kim the Mouse is a character created by FastGod on they indie site Gamejolt. She is the love partner to Marshall the Mouse, and Mother of Hailie the Mouse.

Kim the Mouse is super annoying!

by JukoDuko June 18, 2021

Kim Jong-un

Ruler of North Korea that cried because birth rates in the country was falling.

Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.

by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023

Kim

Kim is Jong un mmmmmmm

Guy:Yo dude have you seen the dude with double chin
Fellow guy:You talking about kim?
Guy:hell yea that dude got the finset double chin of them all

by Hotguyonastickmmm November 23, 2021

Kim special

When you slurp anal beads out of someone’s ass

We did a Kim special while the ghost of the bushveld watched

by KimCurrie September 26, 2020