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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.
John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!
by wjsnoutsold June 3, 2025
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First degree verbal assault

When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.
First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.
by theytrynaeatcrack September 26, 2021
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first great-cousin-aunt

Grandparent's female first cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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first class flex

Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated
*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!
by Slash1492 April 20, 2019
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