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First assessment curse

Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year
I got my academic results and I fell victim to the first assessment curse
by SirePapi April 6, 2021
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first cousin-aunt

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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The First Monday

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music
Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday
by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019
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Baby's first fandom

A stupid fucking retarded response to basic dissent, because what is being criticized is prevalent in fandoms.
*The comment is attached to unironic, non-satirical, way too decent comic art of Optimus Prime passionately cuddling Allied Master computer.

Person: Can you NOT FUCKING SHIP Allied Mastercomputer and Optimus Prime TOGTHER, Them literally just condoning each other's existence IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING MISCHARACTERIZATION TO EVEN REMOTELY EXIST, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH.

Chronically online kid: Baby's first fandom 💔, (Yap nonsense about how every community has shipping and its an ancient thing idgaf.)
by Vice signal March 6, 2025
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first co-cousin-aunt-in-law

The daughter-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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