First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin November 6, 2012

half-first great-cousin-aunt

Grandparent’s female half-first cousin.

My half-first great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

first great-great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My first great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Izanagi and Izanami Are time Attacks: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: Izanagi and Izanami Are time Attacks: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

First Degree Frostbite

Ouch... Probably not slacks with no underwear in -20⁰ ± windchill weather... Ouch...

Hym "I think I have first degree frostbite...y thighs hurt... Ouch! This weather is not conducive to, like, murdering children... Or anything for that matter. But my weiner is safe. At least."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

first-cousin

1- Pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and two grandparents.

First-cousin.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

half-first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's half-first-cousin.
2- Half-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.

My half-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021