What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

(reply to the first word) what the hell dude.

all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
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all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop
all i want for christmas is the pain to stop

by a literal stupid person that makes stupid things December 20, 2024

national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day

by Loliamsamaantha April 11, 2024

Bonnie I Want You

From the album Parallel Universe by Plain White T's

What you gonna do when the sun comes up
You tryna get right with the fuck ups
Bonnie I Want You, Bonnie I Want You

by SPrice1980 June 24, 2023

we want bricks

meaning: you want bricks

Dawson: stop harassing me!

Y/N: WE WANT BRICKS WE WANT BRICKS WE WANT BRICKS WE WANT BRICKS WE WANT BRICKS WE WANT BRICKS WE WANT BRICKS WE WANT BRICKS

by Silver and Nutshell Dictionary December 8, 2025

i want some brain

Wanting more than just head

Bella can I want some brain

by Iknow2256 December 1, 2017

Cocky Want Boing Boing

The phrase 'Cocky want boing boing' is an age old saying, utilised by one who feels a strong, overwhelming urge to produce offspring on the setting of a gorgeous veil of sand.

"at the beach - where the hoes at?
cocky want boing boing!"

by room167801 June 4, 2024