Morning wood

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)

Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa March 16, 2022

raw morning

The end of morning

The spectacular sunset at raw morning

by Random0505052 December 21, 2017

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

morning elbows

The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.

Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows

by Havanananana November 13, 2017

Morne

A sexy man.

Morne is a greek god

by bigpenismorne November 23, 2021

morning buhn

Smoking weed in the morning at the spot (specifically before first period) with your friends

Crys and Al met at the morning buhn spot before school

by 21cheapbeanz December 1, 2024

good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while take a shit.

Hila: Eathan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning and god bless Hila

by Chows29 May 23, 2018