What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release
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Someone who always needs attention and will do anything for money. He is usually a retarded hispanic who is mentally slow, is a money grubbing sleaze who does anything to get attention, good or bad. pulls hella hoes😎
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Jose, a kind soul, handsome, trustworthy, loyal, he may be nonchalant but towards you but he'll open up eventually. He's something... not smart but smart? Can you imagine that? no matter how much you mess up, he's such a forgiving person and I wish no one would ruin that part of him ever. He'll put in the effort if you do the same. Seeing him makes my whole day, seeing him smile, laugh, just looking happy makes me feel some type of way. you'll love his hugs from his side hugs, hugs from the back, any type of physical touch from him will make you feel loved. Every time he touches me he makes my heart melt, I love him more then I love myself and that's impossible. when your with him he'll make it feel like its just the two of you guys. I still remember the first time we started talking all the dumb things I would do to make myself seem the same as him so he wouldn't get weirded out. but hes gonna love you for who you are. you'll always remember everything that you do with him. he will take your pain away and will get you feeling something else, something you never felt. he made me feel something I've never felt when I only had myself. but I'll cut this short to call you. if anyone hurts Jose they gonna be fcking dying, your crazy asfc. I hope we don't break up and if we do I hope you make your next girlfriend feel the same way you make me feel.
- from your girlfriend
girl 1: "who's that emo kid over there? I heard he's the kindest guy but he seems like he doesn't wanna talk to no one?"
girl 2: "That's my mannnn, jose. he is everything everyone says he is."
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