I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 09, 2021

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

leave if you want

i’m not forcing you to stay

you can leave me behind if thats what you truly wish for

“Though I would love for you to stay, leave if you want.”

by Izaguirre September 10, 2019