cleaveland steamer 

The act whereby a man defecates on the chest of a partner and then masturbates and excretes his semen on top of the resultant pile of excrement.

I'd never met a girl before who went in for the cleaveland steamer on the first date.

cleaveland steamer by none given January 28, 2004

cleveland steamroll 

During sexual intercourse one partner may deficate on the others chest. This is known as the cleveland steamer. In addition to pooping they might also roll over the feces on their partner and get it all over their bodies, this is known as a cleveland steamroll. It is a sign of love and affection.

Marvin took a huge shit on Jessica's chest and then proceded with the cleveland steamroll.

cleveland steamroll by boratbangsyomomma September 9, 2006

cleaveland steamer 

When a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest and then titty-fucks her.

If you enjoy cleveland steamers you are just plain dirty!

cleaveland steamer by Ziploc June 2, 2003

cleaveland steamer 

a sex act where one partner lays on their back and holds a clear glass bowl over their face or chest while a second partner stands above the person laying down and defecates into the bowl.

i saw this german dungeonporn where a chick gives this dude a cleaveland steamer.

cleaveland steamer by pak paki September 12, 2003

cleaveland steamer 

When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her

Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer

cleaveland steamer by Master Luc February 21, 2004

cleaveland steamer 

This is a method of breaking up with a significant other or a severe type of revenge. This is where, the couple have one last night of outstanding sex. As the significant other falls asleep the guilty party proceeds to very gently leave a massive pile of excrement (shit to you less educated soles) on the significant other's chest.

cleaveland steamer by snoproslim October 22, 2003

cleaveland steamer 

The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.

The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.

cleaveland steamer by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003