In parts of the Midwest, a feral raccoon or person possessing the qualities thereof, not to be confused with "Brett."
Innocent Bystander: So... I found a brette in my living room tonight and just completely froze. I figured that if I didn't move, then maybe it wouldn't see me, like with the t-rexes in Jurassic Park.
by Eilatan24 January 06, 2010
A pimple on an ass, usually the ass of the father brettster that is left untended, unloved and grossly sore and festering;
A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;
An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry
A talented yet raw and meaningless speck of human tissue that is ambiguous in sexual appeal and often mistaken for a pillar of salt or concrete when asked to express original thoughts and desires;
An heir apparent that apparently is not going to inherit anything but the sins of the father carbunkles dingleberry
Don exclaimed, "Brett is a pain in the ass, literally!"
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."
Many in the room nodded knowingly, but Nannette was confused until she remembered the small blood streaked stains on his side of the bed and on the back of his briefs.
"Is your brett the reason it pains you so to sit with me on the church pew" she asked? Don grinned as he replied, "Of course it is hon."
by Missfits December 05, 2012
-To eat out a girl while she is on her period.
by MIKE23453534 February 29, 2008
by brettshairline February 23, 2018
(noun.) A white male, also known as a cracker, known for having an unusually small penis. The 'Brett' is often seen buying, selling or tinkering with junked and otherwise useless VW's.
by MoliMattnski December 14, 2010
a selfish bastard who sucks alot of big black cock just like his sister the devil. and one of the most sloppy people you ever meet.
by [R.A.V.E] August 26, 2008