Pokémon

Pokemon, also known as pocket monsters, or slaves are creatures that have different very strong abilities that could be used to take over the human species. However, because of their very small brains, they just roam in the wild minding their own business. Until a trainer uses their balls to catch the Pokemon officially making it their slave. Once a trainer catches enough slaves, they will force them to fight each other, usually causing the pokemon to be severely injured.

Pokémon I gotta catch them all!

by WHY_CANT_I_FIND_A_USERNAME March 23, 2022

Pokémon

A Pokémon is a beautiful girl with lots of potential - potential being that she has a nice body and sexy and small in size

Bro you had better come to the party there’s a lot of Pokémon’s here.
I’ll be right over , gotta catch ‘em all right

by Submersible G June 22, 2023

Pokémon

A video game made by Nintendo about stuffing cute animals into small balls called PokéBalls and forcing them to fight

"Bro i just got the new Pokémon game its so cool!"

by Average Internet Person June 19, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

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Person 343: I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Pokémon Catching

The sport of kidnapping wild animals, objects and other random shit and stuffing them in your balls, only to force them into fights with other wild shit and other kidnapped’s beasts.

Person A: What is your hobby?
Me :Pokémon Catching

by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022