a oompa loompa is probably the most brain dead, malnuritioned ignored piece of scum on this planet. He loves serching up gay furry bondage porn in his free time and jerks his micro peepee off to it, while finishing he relises that he is so ingored and lonley that the world can actually benifit to him commitng suicide and his familly doing so to, so the whole blood line is erased.
"Hey shut your oompa loompa looking ass up bitch"
"That insult was so mean im going to record my self humping a minion plushy, post it on the internet, get imbaressed then kill myself"
"Oh damn i didnt know that word was so powerful"
"That insult was so mean im going to record my self humping a minion plushy, post it on the internet, get imbaressed then kill myself"
"Oh damn i didnt know that word was so powerful"
by 34567893182367409381748 November 23, 2021
Get the Oompa Loompamug. Former hobbits sold into slavery to the sadistic chocolate tycoon Willie Wonka. Painted orange with their hair dyed green to break what little spirit they have left through humiliation they are forced to make chocolate and candy with their only reward being coca beans in which they immediately use to manufacture cocaine to feed their drug addiction. Their lowest point is during a tour of the chocolate factory enacted by Willy Wonka to satisfy his creepy Michael Jacksonesq love for underage children is angered by the kids chanting 'WE HAVE THE GOLDEN TICKET! WILLY WONKA HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN STICK IT!' Plans on killing the children. They enact in this plot by leading the children through the chocolate factory allowing the children to kill themselves by their own devices leaving Willy Wonka free from being charged with murder.
The Oompa Loompas are known to sing sadistic and disturbing songs while carrying out Wonkas evil deeds. Oompa Loompa doopity doo. We Oompa Loompas are going to sodimize you!!
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
Get the Oompa Loompamug.