A guy that is a rather “odd ball” he never misses a chance to jerk off to a 12 year old girls hair. He loves a good fuck to the orange. A Jonah is very rare (which is a good thing) and jerks off with his friends
He is always messing with girls and making them self conciense about their hair. A Jonah is very hard to find and is about 1 in 7,000,000,000
He is always messing with girls and making them self conciense about their hair. A Jonah is very hard to find and is about 1 in 7,000,000,000
Jonah: whoa you’re hair looks so fucking hot
12 year old girl: Jonah this is getting out of hand
Jonah: let’s find a girl and have a threesome
Cameron: can I join?
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Girl: do you know Jonah?
Guy: JONAH? he’s an “odd ball”
Girl: did you know he fucks oranges?
Guy: I’m not surprised
12 year old girl: Jonah this is getting out of hand
Jonah: let’s find a girl and have a threesome
Cameron: can I join?
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Girl: do you know Jonah?
Guy: JONAH? he’s an “odd ball”
Girl: did you know he fucks oranges?
Guy: I’m not surprised
by Mary Holland March 18, 2018
Super cool guy who loves to have fun. He is sweet to everyone until they cross him. He has a small penis
by dylan.schwartz January 08, 2017
Jonah is a member of the band Why Don’t We. He’s the hottest guy you will ever see in your life. No tea, No shade, Just facts. He’s also married to Ava Hartsell, @ softieformarais on instagram. The band he’s a member of includes Corbyn Besson -Kaylee Eslinger’s husband-, Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron, and Jack Avery. They’ve realeased many amazing songs, go listen to their songs, like idbitc and hooked. He’s from Stillwater Minnesota and has three siblings. Two younger sisters named Svea and Esther Grace, along with an older brother named Zebulon. He loves coffee and Harry Potter.
by ava frantzich April 04, 2019