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good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

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Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.
What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.
by filip98 April 8, 2018
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.
"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"
by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!
by Tainthair May 23, 2018
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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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Good Morning And God Bless

V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.
Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.
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Good Morning and God Bless

In reference to an H3H3 video, a Good Morning and God Bless is the act of consuming your breakfast and morning coffee while relieving your bowels.
“Ethan, what’s taking so long in the bathroom?” “Good Morning and God Bless, Hila!”
by AlwaysRepYourNaysh May 23, 2018
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